It’s Beeroscope Time

Ever lay awake wondering what beer is most compatible with your very special personality? Well, we looked to the stars and put together highly accurate beer matches to each zodiac sign. Read on:

Aries – 3/21-4/19

Hey Aries, chill out!

No hiding the fact that Aries have confidence for days, although that can sometimes come across as pretty intense.

The bold and brash Backwoods Bastard is the perfect beer match for these unique adventurers.

Always living by their own rules, even if those rules tell you to, say, head to the woods, alone.

 Taurus – 4/20-5/20

Oh Taurus, who’s more reliable than you? No one, that’s who.

Like breakfast each morning, you play a significant, intentional role in the lives of those around you. Kind of like, hmmm… what else has ‘breakfast’ in the name? Oh yeah, Breakfast Stout.

That said, your stubbornness does get you in trouble (kind of like Breakfast Stout’s 8.3% ABV has been known to do).

Gemini – 5/21-6/20

Ah, the twins. Two sides of the same coin. Of course, we had to pair Double Trouble with Gemini – c’mon, the label is two faces in one face. It’s perfect.

Anyway, you love communication and meeting new people, although you can be pretty indecisive and terrible at relationships. Who isn’t?

Our imperial IPA is your perfect match – hoppy and bright, yet strong as it gets.

Cancer – All Day IPA – June 21- July 22

Loyalty reigns supreme in Cancer’s world and have we got the most loyal beer of all for you: All Day IPA.

This one will not let you down, ever. Promise. Full IPA flavor but light enough to last all day long.

Even when you’re moody and sad, which, c’mon, you are a lot. Because you’re a Cancer.

 Leo – July 23-August 22

Leo, you’re nuts and you know it.

So, you get a beer to match that wackiness: our triple IPA Devil Dancer (since retired, sorry).

Your passion is second to none (ok, maybe second to Aries… please don’t tell Aries that we were talking about this, the last thing we need is to deal with Aries right now) and you’re a fiercely loyal friend and partner. Kind of like Devil Dancer, we guess.

Virgo – August 23-September 22

You might not shout elaborate expressions of love from the rooftops, but that doesn’t mean we don’t know it’s there in your heart.

Nestled next to your planner.

Your beer pair is our fleeting, fresh-hopped Harvest Ale. This beer is a scheduler’s dream – fresh hops are shuttled into the brewery over the course of only a couple weeks and have to be used upon arrival.

Being on schedule is everything and the result is a beautiful and fresh-tasting beer that celebrates hard work – sound familiar?

Libra  – September 23-October 22

Well, watch the f out, the diplomat is here to make sure everyone’s getting along.

Libra, you like to make sure there’s something for everyone, even if that means you’re at the disadvantage. Green Zebra not only rhymes with “Libra” (as in, “you know you’re a Libra if you crave some of that Zebra”), it’s also a great beer to have on hand for the thoughtful and considerate Libras.

Because not everyone wants an IPA, ok?

Scorpio – October 23-November 21

Oh, c’mon, Scorpio. Don’t act like you didn’t know you were getting Dirty Bastard. You know what you did.

Sagittarius – November 21-December 22

You just think you’re so funny, don’t you?

That’s because you are! It’s one of your greatest assets, in fact. Not to mention idealistic and a bit ‘out there.’ Kinda like the mango habanero magic that was Mango Magnifico. And, just like the beer, you know how to get people talking.

Just remember not to take it too far. Unfiltered is good for beer, not so much for maintaining relationships.

Capricorn – December 21-January 19

Ah, Capricorn. Bet you already know what we’re gonna say about you, don’t you?

Like, that you set goals and you achieve them. And you stick to your commitments. And the self-control you exhibit is enviable, if not a little concerning.

What greater test of self-control is waiting a year (or more) for KBS to emerge from a barrel?

Aquarius – January 20-February 18

The true progressive. You don’t play by anyone else’s rules and have zero qualms about it. Plus, you challenge the status quo regularly and inspire others with your lofty ambitions.

Kinda like Solid Gold is challenging what a premium lager can be. Kinda.

Anyways, watch that aloofness, ok? It’s upsetting Scorpio.

Pisces – February 19-March 20

The sweet romantic.

Expression is very important to Pisces and you make it known through just about everything around you. That said, you tend to avoid reality which is problematic for a number of reasons we won’t go into here.

We matched you with our single-hop ale, Mosaic Promise. Featuring Mosaic hops and only Mosaic hops, these are incredibly dynamic and multi-faceted – they can be delicate and aromatic and also have incredible depth… like you!

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